you live in a den of spiders.
Cheers!
L.
[EDIT: Ugh. This is what I get for not posting a single sentence for so long–a grammar mistake. Sorry to all the English majors I may have offended on that. I had to edit in the “a” it was driving me nuts].
easily emused
Simple thoughts. Simple laughs.
easily emused 
That would have to be a consideration for me though!
I hear you. Someone who draws up a roommate contract with spiders is someone to be wary of . . . but as long as said person keeps the spiders in his space and kills the ones that crawl into mine, I’m okay.